HEADLINES: MARCH 20th, 2019

Video Surfaces of "Beto The Clown" O'Rourke Entertaining Children at Birthday Party

New R Kelly Album is Just Twelve Tracks of Screaming Tearful Rants

Ghost of John Candy Returns to Spread Laughter and Cheer During "America's Darkest Hour"

Religious World in Turmoil After Pope Francis Comes Out As An Atheist 

Time Traveling, Rifle Wielding Harriet Tubman Chases Trump Out of the Oval Office