White House security scrambled to respond in a surprising and unprecedented incident as what appeared to be a time traveling, rifle wielding Harriet Tubman burst into the oval office and attempted to attack the President with a Machete.
Security covered Trump's retreat, sending plates of fast food scattering across the floor as he dove for the ground, cowered in fear. Tubman then fired a musket blast which missed the President but filled the room with smoke and left security scrambling to escort the President to safety.
After the chaos, authorities were unable to locate Tubman, who's disappearance is a mysterious as her arrival. "We suspect time traveling social justice warriors." A tearful Sarah Huckabee Sanders told the press core. "They want to destroy the President, an innocent man whose done nothing but stoke waves of racist violence across the world!"
The coast seemed clear later in the day but White House security continues to be on high alert. Reporting from Washington DC this is Daily Q.
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