In a surprising press conference later yesterday, world famous former daredevil "Evil" Knievel announced his plan to perform his most daring stunt yet; Jumping over a massive pile of President Donald Trump's Lies. The lies will be written in regular type on 8 and a half by 11 inch paper and stacked together, forming what many expect to be a thirty meter high stack.
"The longer I wait." Says Knievel "The bigger it gets. It's the ultimate challenge, when I saw the opportunity, I had to come out of retirement." Knievel is famous for his many death defying jumps on motor cycle including his greatest feat, leaping across the grand canyon. He retired after multiple crashes left him with serious injuries.
"But when I saw what this administration was doing, I had to come back." Says Knievel. "I knew this was a problem only I could solve." And it appears the publicity stunt is working, Knievel is already booked to speak on all the major networks and a Political Action Committee founded by Knievel "Jump the Lie PAC" has raised several million dollars in the last 24 hours.
The world waits with bated breath for our new champion of justice to jump for all of us. Daily Q will keep you updated.
Truly a race against time.
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