Daily Q's own special investigative reporter Lana Piranha gained exclusive access to a shocking story earlier today, according to witness reports, a Yeti sighting in rural West Virginia turned full on Sci Fi when witness Billybob Backwoods followed the Yeti to his mountain cave; Only to discover a fully functioning science lab with free energy devices.
"I couldn't believe my own eyes!" Says Billybob, "It was like some kinda Magic, or something out of a movie! He had these giant spinning wheels hovering right in the air! I taint seen nothing like it in mur whole life!" Scientists have theorized that the spinning wheels may be some form of free energy device, if so, this could be a ground breaking discovery in the history of science.
"We owe this Yeti alot" says physicist Ray Blastchamber. "Scientists have been struggling to find free energy for thousands of years, and now some Bigfoot creates it in a mountain cave! Amazing!" The technology has yet to be recovered, but teams of scientists are searching the mountains as we speak, soon they will find this Yeti, his cave and the technological wonder it contains.
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