In an open letter addressed to the public, Donald Trump’s hair unconditionally quite its job as the “Toupee in Chief” and stated its intention to start fresh with a career in law.
“I’m going back to school.” The hair piece is quoted as saying. “I’m going to get my law degree, maybe pursue some hobby's, travel, i’m not exactly sure yet.”
Trump has not been seen since the hair made its announcement, but he has continued to tweet from the white house saying “The worst hairpiece I have ever heard of, a terrible, terrible toupee, not worth the time. We’re doing bigger and better things now, things we don’t need hair for! Tremendous!”
After leaving the studio the hair was seen zooming down Hollywood Boulevard in a newly purchased Ferrari headed toward the sunset. Daily Q will keep you posted.
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