Daily Q’s own special investigative reporter Lana Piranha was on the scene last night as an Ohio man finally emerged from his farm house bunker after almost two years. They man was sporting a filthy MAGA hat and seemed not to realize Trump was President.
Apparently the man was so paranoid about Hillary Clinton that he hid inside his bunker on election night, thinking there was no possible way Trump could have won and then never bothered to check.
“My god!” He exclaimed upon hearing Trump was President. “I thought Hillary was president this whole time!” The man seemed excited at first but then after reading about events of the last two years he returned to his bunker without saying a word and sealed himself back inside.
There is no word yet as to whether the man plans to come back out or not. Daily Q will keep you posted.
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