In an unexpected turn, reporters who arrived at a Trump’s scheduled press conference were not greeted by the President himself but by a massive display including pyrotechnics and twenty foot high display screen. When the conference started a massive green glowing head of Trump was projected onto the screen, ringed with fireballs and a booming soundtrack.
“Who dares approach the Wonderful President of America?” The press core could be seen cowering in fright. “Yes! I am Trump! The Terrible and Tremendous President of America!” After recovering the Press began hammering Trump with questions about the Cohen hearing, prompting him to make angry faces and shoot fireballs ten feet into the air.
On top of more aesthetic changes, the President also announced his “Yellow Brick Road” infrastructure initiative, prompting more than one media personality to wonder if the whole thing had been inspired by the 48 hour Fox News Wizard of Oz marathon last week.
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