In a controversial video released last week, a group of young children confronts Senator Diane Feinstein at her DC office, asking with cute innocent eyes if the Senator could please stop incinerating innocent puppies with a death ray. "Well you didn't Vote for me, so no!" Responded the callous Senator.
"I've been making decisions for 30 years, fighting against puppy death ray incineration this whole time! But we have to be realistic. Maybe we can set a goal to incinerate 10% less puppies by 2050! Does that make you feel better kids?"
At another point the Senator claimed there was "No money to pay for not incinerating things with a death ray". When questioned by a 10 year old as to how this made any kind of logical sense, the Senator became visibly frustrated before throwing a smoke bomb and fleeing with a black cape dramatically pulled over her face.
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