A gritty video uploaded to youtube late last night showed what appears to be a drunken Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez seen confronting a mirror in a museum gallery that showed no reflection of her. Witnesses say upon seeing the lack of reflection she hissed, extended her claws and pulled her black cape over her face before transforming into a bat and flying out of the building. None of these later events were captured on film.
According to Cryptid expert Dr.Scully Bigfoot, the shocking footage reveals more than is obvious to the lay person. "The way the video is shot" She explains, "You can see these details here which show conclusively this is not just any vampire, but the ancient 3000 year old lost vampire of doom and social reform."
"Its shocking" conservative commentator and Fox News personality Sally McRally is quoted as saying. "That the American people would choose to elect a socialist vampire to one of the highest offices in the land. It's as if they have lost faith in the system."
Ocasio-Cortez is unavailable for comment, at least until it gets dark out.
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