In a shocking segment on his regular show, Fox News Personality and Presidential Adviser Sean Hannity come forward about his secret life as the living dead. A tearful Hannity admitted he had feared to come forward before this for fear of backlash from the living, however, he has come to believe his speaking out can make a difference for the walking dead everywhere.
Hannity told audiences he was really the experiment of Republican Strategist and evil mad scientist Roger Stone who sowed the commentator together from different right wing media personalities. Then, after a blast of hot air, Hannity came to life and began terrorizing the living.
After many years of throwing America down the proverbial well, Hannity realized he could no longer pretend to be something he is not.
"I hope speaking out can start to change the way America thinks about it's zombie citizens. We were people to!"
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