Today right wing activist and Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk came forward about his diagnosis of a rare "Face Shrinking" disorder. The disease is genetic and onset is associated with delusions of grandeur, self righteousness and loss of cognitive function.
"These SJWs have been attacking my small face for years." Says Kirk bitterly "And it was a disease all along, typical left wing identity politics." In response, the internet has unleashed a torrential flood of hate, everything from memes on reddit to mockery by leftist media personalities such as Stephen Colbert.
"We will keep fighting for truth" Says a resolute Kirk, tears of pain welling up in his eyes which shine with the ghosts of his past. "Were not going to let free speech be destroyed in this country."
While the disease is not fatal, it will eventually kill Kirk's political career, which doctors said could happen anywhere from 3-5 years. "Or less if Trump loses".
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