This week in a series of press conferences, notorious white nationalist Richard Spencer announced a surprising change to the direction of his political career; as an alien abduction UFO researcher. Spencer claims he was first abducted several years ago by what he calls "The alien master race."
"They are like us in many ways" says Spencer, "But different also. They have a more sophisticated and evolved culture. For instance, they phased out Feminazi Libtards more than a million years ago." Daily Q is unclear what Spencer was referring to by "Phased out".
In response to Spencers shifting position, head of the Southern Poverty Law Center enforcement division Buff McThrottlefascists stated quote "Spencer has really moved into dangerous territory with this one, at first we were trying to figure out if the aliens were really metaphor for something else, but according to our sources and research, Spencer is most likely referring to real aliens, which are also literal Nazis."
McThrottlefascists continues: "We think he really believes this. Based on our analysis, Spencer is most likely suffering from stress related delusions based on the general failure of his life and work." Former colleagues describe him as a "Crumbling edifice of a human being." Daily Q will continue to follow this story.
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