There was chaos early this morning when the reanimated corpse of former first lady Nancy Reagan wandered into Fox News headquarters during the early segment. After the initial fear, Fox News employees were able to communicate with the risen first lady and discovered she had returned in order to "Educate children about our dangerous world"
According to Fox News personality Sally McRally, the former first lady requested a short segment on the morning show which she was granted. "She seemed relatively lucid" says McRally. "She just wanted to make sure kids knew the dangerous of "Vaping, Playing Fortnite and eating tide pods."
Reagan went on to name a number of other items including "PSPs, Fidget Spinners, My Little Pony and Dabbing". Finally Fox News had to cut off the rambling corpse, she seemed unfazed and after thanking the staff profusely, returned the way she came.
No one knows exactly why she chose to come back now or where she went after leaving, however many witnesses report seeing Nacy heading for a shining city on a hill top off in the distance. Where ever shes going, the Daily Q wishes her Godspeed and safe travels.
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