Today from the White House, Daily Q's own special investigative Reporter Xander Schemander brings you a ground breaking story: In a public message beamed to earth, inhabitants of the mysterious "Planet X" offered to give asylum to any American's seeking refuge from the Trump Administration's harsh policies.
Long theorized by scientists before its discovery, Planet X is a massive planet which usually hides out in the outer solar system and only once very 10,000 years passes through the inner solar system and near earth. The message which was broadcast to all electronic devices, invited any seeking to escape the Trump Regime to simply step outside, raise their hands above their heads and say the words "I believe in facts!" three times, you will be immediately transported to Planet X to live with a super advanced billion year old civilization as an immortal god like being.
The Trump Administration was quick to respond, Trump himself appeared in an emergency broadcast, denouncing "The Planet X". He also called for the construction of a "Big, Beautiful Space Wall" around earth to keep out the "Alien Caravan".
The situation is still unfolding but Daily Q will continue to keep you informed about this incredible situation.
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