In an early morning press conference, Physicist Dr Ray Blastchamber, working at the Oxford Lab of Particle Bombardment announced a stunning new development in the search for scientific truth: The long sought after "Satan" particle.
Predicted by the standard model of particle physics since the late 70's, the so called "Satan Particle" has been the sought after crown jewel of the Physics world since CERN discovered the Higgs Bozon "God Particle" in 2016.
"It's like an anti-god particle" Dr. Blastchamber is quoted as saying. "It corrupts and tears down any substance in the universe, where as the god particle builds up and supports anything."
But not all the scientists agree about the results. Professor of Particle Trajectories at Harvard University Dr. Contrary VonTirade made a special point of holding a press conference right when the esteemed Dr. Blastchamber was announcing the findings. However, confrontational as his approach may be, many physicists have acknowledged his valid point that, quote, the esteemed Dr. Blastchamber is "Full of Shit". Daily Q will keep you updated.
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