Talk show host and Cultural Icon Oprah Winfrey today announced her intention to join the Democratic Primary, citing her "Policy Behind Door #1" Proposal.
Support quickly built for the Presidential hopeful, with supporters attending a rally of thousands in Central Park. "We let the American people choose!" Winfrey told cheering crowds, "Whether they want to keep the policy or trade it for the policy behind door #2!"
However, the announcement raised skepticism with many calling for her to lay out her policy propositions in public, however the talk show host dismissed the demands, saying quote "I've been in show business for a long time and i know how to talk to the American People...Keep em guessing!"
Oprah also cited her credentials for being president: "I'm a billionaire, I've hosted reality TV, I have decades of experience pushing new age and alt medicine scams, and, the best part is, I'm not Donald Trump!"
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