Declassified Obama era documents reveal a stunning plan orchestrated by the President himself to exhume and revive the corpse of a "Vengeful" Karl Marks, with the express goal of bringing Communism to America and the world.
According to the documents, Obama himself planned to "throw the switch", reanimating the long dead Communist Revolutionary in order to complete his vicious plans of world domination and cultural decay. The plan apparently went so far that the group had a "Frankenstein" laboratory ready and was preparing a Special Ops. mission to Europe to exhume the corpse.
Fortunately for earth, Obama was stopped by a group of Christian Patriot Veterans who staged a peaceful protest open carrying M-4 rifles and artillery pieces, this lead to Obama deciding he had to take all the guns, otherwise he would never be able to bring back Marx or build Communism to America.
So if you love freedom, remember to thank a Christian Patriot Veteran for their roll in stopping the Zombie Commie takeover.
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