In a special report, The Daily Q has learned the esteemed Bible Scholar Dr. Kara Ferrari of the Indiana Institute of Indescribable Indoctrination has made a ground breaking discovery. It seems that, using new Spectral Spirit Lens technology, Kara and other Bible Scholars have succeeded in locating Noah's Ark; In another dimension.
"How did it get there? That's what were trying to figure out" Says Dr Ferrari. "I just don't get it. How do you go from being in a flood, in the water and then, poof! Your in the 5th dimension! Makes no sense, even by Biblical standards!"
Another Bible Scholar, Bartholemew Barleywine, had his own questions. "What about the animals? You have to wonder, what kind of pre-flood animals might have stayed on the ark before it was transported to its current location and might be wandering around the 5th dimension now? This could be a huge leap forward in our understanding of biology".
The Daily Q will keep following details as they emerge, for now, we will have to be content with this glimpse into the 5th dimension, and the tantalizing clues it reveals.
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