The truth is out there. At least that's what former defense secretary Sternface Mcgruffin would have you believe. In a stunning new exclusive tell all, Daily Q special reporter Xander Schemander was granted death bed access to the General, god rest his soul, and now brings you this report on his stunning confession.
According to General Mcgruffin, America has known about the Mothbat threat from Uranus since at least the 60's. When Reagon won, it was a victory for the Mothbat's who had controlled him since at least his 30s using Mothbat poison found in the wingdust of Mothbats. Reagan went on the enforce the Mothbat agenda on America, and later the world, as control over the Republic party become complete. Only with the election of Obama was the Mothbat agenda slowed, and now, under Trump, it has accelerated.
But what do the Mothbats want? And what is a Mothbat? Some say they are 12 foot purple alien Moth/Bat hybrids with psyonic abilities. Some say they can only be seen by people who ate to much pizza last night. According to the head of the Skeptical Wet Blanket Society (SWBS) Dr. Debbie Downer, they are, quote "Nothing more than the delusional imaginings of a delirious and dying old man".
There are good people on both sides of the argument.
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