The country of Ecuador was forced to issue an official cease and desist statement aimed toward imprisoned Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, who, according to Ecuadorian officials, has been repeatedly caught shooting spit wads, J-wads and other harmless but annoying projectiles at London police officers who are guarding him.
Daily Q was in the embassy earlier as an enthusiastic Assange crouched on the embassy balcony with his spitwad shooter, Assange takes aim at the helmet of a London cop and with a wiz and splat, the spit soaked paper wad sticks to the cops helmet and hangs their, the officer as yet oblivious.
"This is what I do with my time now" says Assange, who has been hiding out in the embassy since 2012 to avoid multiple charges of sexual assault that Assange told Daily Q he is "Definitely not using my political career to cover up for no way no how!" True or not, many believe that the claims are being used as an excuse to extradite Assange to the United States in connection with the leaking of classified documents.
"Before you go, check out this zinger!" Said Assange before firing a spit wad to hit another oblivious London cop. "Yaarr!" Assange shouted, brandishing a wooden pirate sword and pulling on a pirate hat. "Take that! You salt dogs don't deserve to share the high seas!"
Daily Q reporters quietly left during the commotion, we will keep you posted on this fascinating story.
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