Jordan Peterson has become a household name recently after a series of controversial statements gained publicity leading to wide spread left wing outrage and protest. His new project is something that might surprise most people though. In a turn from writing and public lecture, Peterson is pursuing a new Charity startup with an innovative approach to changing Millennial lives for the better.
The Daily Q's own special reporter Xander Schemander was given special access to Peterson for the story. According to him, Peterson sees the main cause of western societies decline as the need for Millennials to "Shower and Clean your room", this lack of basic survival skills causes the younger generations to be "helpless, mentally regressive snowflakes who sometimes drop dead on the street from lack of life motivation"
The solution Peterson purposes is a charity room cleaning service aimed at these so called degenerates.
"We'll clean your room, do your laundry, organize your closet. And the best part is your parents will be happy their basement is finally clean"
The time frame for the Charities launch is still unclear, but Peterson assures us that the venture will begin soon and America will be saved before you know it.
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