As the final events of the 10th annual Mental Gymnastics Olympics close, this years winners became increasingly obvious, once again taking the vast majority of gold medals are Jehovah's Witnesses who win the Mental Gymnastics Olympics for a third year running.
In such areas as "Ideological Flexibility", "Suspension of Disbelief", "Wishful Thinking" and "Appealing to Authority", Jehovah's Witnesses took gold medals in all categories. Officials called it an impressive showing, many fans say the Witnesses displayed a level of skill that is unprecedented in even this international event.
After the games, the Witnesses quickly moved to proselytizing the crowd, changing from their sports uniforms into suit and tie, they moved quickly with fake plaster smiles through the crowd handing out watchtower literature to anyone who accepts it.
The world of intellectual sports continues to take new and depressing turns, Daily Q will be with you the whole god awful ride.
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