Today an insider working at a high level in the GOP gave an exclusive interview to the Daily Q's own Xander Schemander. In this stunning revelation, it was revealed that a high level GOP plan is underway to send Senator Romney back in time for a second attempt at winning the 2008 Presidential election against now former President Barack Obama.
The news caused some controversy as various Democrats came forward to voice outrage. "You can't just go back in time and do the election over, its undemocratic!" Said Democratic Senator Timid Rollover. "The will of the people is being subverted, this country is slipping more and more into the hands of the people with time travel technology."
It seems the Senators opinions are not unpopular, just this afternoon massive protests have rocked several major US cities including New York and Chicago. "No Temporal Gerrymandering" read one sign. "Protect our Past!" read another. It's clear the majority of Americans see this as a highly controversial move.
But that won't stop Republican leadership, according to the insider, Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell was himself behind the plan. Romney is set to travel back any day now, so keep an eye on your temporal continuity, if things start to change, you know who to blame!
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