Today The Daily Q brings you a special report. We have received a set of official documents from an unnamed government source, a high level intelligence operative. After reviewing these documents, Daily Q investigative reporters Lana Piranha and Xander Schemander have unveiled the truly breathtaking and earth shattering revelations they contain.
The documents show definitively, the flat earth. Scientists first discovered the flat earth in the 60's when American pilots flew Nazi UFO's over Antarctica and learned the truth. In the 70s, America developed the technology to tunnel through to the other side of the Earth, explorers Rad Brandstrong and Daredevil Dangerman climbed through the tunnel and explored the other side, revealing a magical world of dragons and monsters.
After some exploring they discovered a civilization of human like beings living on the underside, they were the next evolution of humanity into the 6th dimension. Unfortunately they were corrupted by the Nazis during WWII, Rad and Daredevil barely escaped to tell the tale.
After some investigation, The Daily Q was able to confirm the existence of Army Captain Rad Brandstrong and Special Forces Agent Daredevil Dangerman, both decorated war heroes according to Army official records. So what about the rest? Are there really Dragons, Monsters and Nazi Space Elves on the underside of the flat earth? Daily Q will continue to investigate.
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