In a special report from the Daily Q, investigative reporter Xander Schemander was contacted by a lawyer representing President Donald J. Trump's youngest son, Barron Trump. In a stunning tell all given exclusively to the Daily Q, Barren Trump provided details of the so called "Trump-Putin Pipeline" hidden beneath Trump Tower.
"It's all real" said the youngster, sitting innocently in the TV studio, "Grandpa started the tunnel in the 70s, and dad finished it sometime around the year 2000, ever since then we have been running a secret pipeline between the two countries."
According to Trump, the organization has run drugs, weapons and other black market goods for decades between the countries, as well as providing a secret channel of communication between Russian officials and organized crime figures in the US.
Political commentators are calling it one of the biggest scandals in history and the public eye is fixed squarely on the Trump-Russia connection, at least until the next Trump Tweet.
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