Earlier today in an unannounced press conference Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos came forward to release a controversial video from his past; Supposedly showing a 52 year old Bezos unleashing incredible martial arts skills while serving a life sentence in Russian prison. Bezos later escaped using toothpicks to carve a secret tunneled out of his cell, going on to become the billionaire CEO of Amazon.
The video was released after unnamed parties apparently blackmailed Bezos for the second time this month after a tabloid newspaper succeeded in prompting Bezos to unleash a so called "Dick Pic" upon the greater public. Now with this latest revelation it appears there is even more to Bezos than meets the eye.
Daily Q's Lana Piranha spoke to Bezos earlier today. "It was a different time" Laments Bezos, Wistfully twirling a set of nun-chucks around his head. "You kinda just lived free, no restrictions." Ever since the recession, Jeff has faced the harsh realities of economics and politics, adapting at every step to the new environment. "Now I just keep my head in the business game and don't think about the past" says Bezos as he back flips off the deck, landing on the chest of prostrate Amazon warehouse worker.
One thing is clear; Whether its business or personal matters, Jeff Bezos is the billionaire CEO who will not back down from any challenge.
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