There was confusion today at a White House press conference when Trump staffers realized the real President had been replaced by actor Alec Baldwin in full costume. Baldwin was several minutes into his speech before the switch was realized, the President was later found
Baldwins speech, which started out mimicking Trumps rhetoric, quickly took a turn for the bizarre when Baldwin called for a wall around the ocean and to ban immigrants from planet Mars.
Baldwin then declared himself dictator for life before saying "Just kidding, just kidding. Unless that's a thing I can actually do? Can anyone out there find out for me if this is a thing i can do? Well, lets just make it a thing."
Baldwin continued on for several more minutes before he was finally noticed by Trump staffers after launching into a venomous tirade against the far right. Baldwin later told Daily Q that "I couldn't believe no one noticed the difference until I started openly attacking Republicans. People really just expect this level of incoherent nonsense from the President."
The President was later found in the oval office with his tie trapped in a paper shredder. After being rescued from his predicament, the President reprimanded the comedian for his performance, calling his acts "Shameful" and "Terrible", and promising to look into banning "The S and L".
Daily Q will keep you posted.
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