In a controversial move, Starbucks billionaire and 2020 presidential hopeful Howard Schultz held a press conference early this morning to call for a "Billionaire History Month" in order to recognize the issues face by one of America's most unrecognized and repressed minorities.
"Money lives matter" He said, facing an audience of skeptical reporters. "People of Means are discriminated against everywhere, we are mocked in the streets, taxed in state houses. These are legal discrimination targeted against minorities. Its wealth genocide. "
The announcement has already generated massive controversy and drew criticism on every major news network except Fox News. Fox News personality Sally McRally commented "These people are attacked! Yelled at in restaurants! Chased at the air port! It's absolutely appalling the kind of oppression these people face! They can't even eat caviar or shop for jewelry in peace!"
When asked to comment on her support for Schultz, 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying she "Had a Billionaire friend". The Daily Q will continue to report on this controversial story as it develops.
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