The Trump Administration was rocked today by the announcement of yet another FBI investigation, this time into a possible connection between the Trump organization and a fleet of UFO's cited over Trump tower just before the election.
Dubbed "The Mulder Investigation" for one of the lead investigators, Special Agent Fox Mulder, the other lead agent is his partner Dana Scully, together they are investigating allegations that Trump offered to build a tower on planet Zeta in return for help hacking the election from "Alien Greys".
The administration denied the allegations, in a press conference today Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told a belligerent press core that "The President has never talked to UFO's, the president does not believe in UFO's. The President is a sane man! No! Really!"
The investigation is just getting underway but American's are expecting results as a vengeful looking Fox Mulder and Dana Scully were seen making their way towards Trump tower, the wind sweeping their black trench coats behind them. Daily Q will keep you posted.
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