The accepted historical narrative of the fall of the Roman Empire is that internal instability and barbarian invasion lead to the decline, collapse and eventual sacking of the city of Rome itself. However, recent studies of new textual evidence suggest another more subtle cause; lazy entitled millennials who didn't honor their family history, clean their rooms or wash their togas.
These hoarded of unwashed young men with no social skills or motivation being given participation trophies and social entitlements overran the empire and eventually installed communism. They assassinated the Emperor and brought in the barbarians to destroy western society all so they could have their Satanic decadence. Later they started the New World Order and hid inside the hollow earth to avoid WWII.
Not all Historians accept this theory. Historian Hugo Humphry Horiatio called the theory "Confounding, confused, codswallop". Another prominent commentator, the psychologist Jordan Peterson commented "This theory confirms what I have been saying for years about western society! Its the ultimate proof! Now to prove my alien snake DNA alternative dimension helix theory! Science, I'm coming for you!"
There are good people on both sides of the argument.
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