There was uproar today when reports began to come in a of a so called “Revolutionary Mob” assembling near the center of Washington D.C. Witnesses say the mob was following what appeared to be the reanimated headless of corpse of infamous French Revolutionary Maximilian De Robespierre, who was leading them on a march toward the white house.
Local police report stopping the Mob some blocks away from downtown, leading to a few skirmishes and arrests. Headless Robespierre was seen standing on a barricade and yelling “Welcome to the French Revolution...Two! This time it’s personal!”
Though there is no clear answer as to how Robespierre returned to life or what he is doing trying to lead a revolution in America, it is clear he his already being taken more seriously than President Trump. After the chaotic march, Robespierre appeared on MSNBC, saying he was considering a running in the Democratic Primary. Daily Q will keep you updated.
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