When most people think of Michael Jackson, they think of things like Thriller or the moon walk. Yet, most people don't realize there was much, much more to this reclusive and enigmatic figure.
According to conspiracy expert Milton Bundlebag, Jackson was an avid adventurer who enjoyed rock climbing and sailing. However he was more than a simple pleasure seeker, documents recently declassified by the CIA show that Michael Jackson was actually a secret agent of the ruling elite families known to the world as "The Illuminati."
After receiving secret super soldier training at area 51, Jackson was deployed to the moon for several years where he learned Kabbalah magic and invented free energy. Later he returned to earth where he participated in the secret Illuminati invasion to free Antarctica from the Nazis.
This is where tragedy struck; The Nazis ambushed the Illuminati and Jackson was shot thirty times, however he survived and went on to capture 100 squads of Nazis with only a letter opener. He succumbed to his wounds later as he was being air lifted back to the center of the earth for treatment by secret alien medical technology.
The world mourned Michael Jackson, but did not realize the true hero he was. Some even tried to say the Illuminati had him killed, but he was loyal to the end and died defending Antarctica from the Nazis.
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