There was confusion today as President Trump failed to appear for his regular press conference, later, in an unusual event, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted that "The President is experiencing high levels of stress and anxiety caused by the regular appearance of a ghostly John McCain."
Sanders went on to say that "The ghost comes at all hours of the day and night, no matter where Trump is or who is with, blowing in his ears, rearranging his papers, pulling his chair out from under him, it's becoming a serious problem. He also whispers in his ear at night, telling the President he is a worthless pathetic scumbag failure who is going to lose the 2020 election and go to jail."
According to Sanders, the President's deteriorating mental state is entirely the fault of John McCain, some, however, expressed doubt at the notion that Trumps increasing anxiety wasn't the result of the multiple investigations closing in on him and his family. "It's definitely Johns McCain's fault" Reassured Sanders.
There are good people on both sides of the debate.
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