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Former President George W. Bush Launches Career in Country Music

By Lana Piranha



The music world was shocked when former President George W. Bush released a fully produced country album titled "Can't Get Fooled Again".  The album topped charts in the US with some calling it "The early breakout success of 2019".

The album includes hits such as "She thinks my Warhead's Sexy" and "Simple Country Yale Boy" which have both gone on to become hit singles.  Bush has already booked a nationwide tour, calling it the "Wings Take Dream Tour for Hope", all the proceeds of which will go to research a cure for acute Afluenza.

The former president spoke to Daily Q's own investigative reporter Lana Piranha.  According to Bush "This really comes from a place of deep pain and suffering."  Bush recounted his harrowing youth, run ins with the law and difficulty adjusting to life at private school.  "People don't realize the suffering of everyday rich people.  Were just like regular people you know...but..rich."

Many, however mocked the aging former president, citing his recent erratic behavior as a sign he has succumbing to dementia.  "These rumors are hurtful, " responded Bush "Let us never tolerate conspiracy theories, which attempt to blame mental illness for my horrific and consciously committed war crimes."

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