In an exclusive interview given to the Daily Q's own investigative journalist Lana Piranha, an anonymous former staffer of the Rubio 2016 Republican Presidential campaign claimed that the majority of Rubios public appearances were in fact a near perfect robotic replica of the candidate.
According to the former staffer, the Rubio campaign had made contact with a shadowy quasi legal organization that offered "Biological Robot Replicas" of individuals made. Apparently in late 2015 the Rubio campaign received the Robot and began to replace the real Rubio with his fake counterpart.
After Rubio's numbers began to slip, he became worried that his copy was unable to stand up to viscous debater Donald Trump and began to retake the reigns. Finally, the "Marco Roboto" Joke which circulated widely on the internet during the late campaign apparently had Rubio so spooked he started appearing again personally in every media spot.
"By the end, the stress had broken him" The staffer said. It was to much, Trump kept calling him "Little Marco" and he just lost the will to fight back". Apparently there was much more going on behind the scenes of the 2016 Republican Primary than even we had imagined.
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