Fact is stranger than fiction today as a Crescent City Ohio board of planning official comes forward to blow the whistle on so called "Satanic" road map. As strange as it sounds, according to the official who asked to remain anonymous, the plan began month ago as a shadowy cabal known as the "Brotherhood of Devil" gained a majority of seats in the Crescent City council.
"They have a scheme of some kind, you can see it." Says the official. "They have meetings behind our backs and then come to City Council ready to move forward Satan's plan." Daily Q was able to receive a copy of the city road map supposedly containing the Satanic Symbols. After some examination, a vaguely Owl like form is seen in parts of the North side.
"That's the Devil's Owl!" Says the board member. "He sits on Satan's shoulder and sees all the sins of hard working Americans!"
Other members of the board denied any knowledge of the evil plot. "Oh great, Jenkins has really crossed the line this time." said one member, shaking her head in annoyance. "We all know who's behind this, last week he threw holy water on the Mayor during a speech."
Obviously there are strong opinions on both sides of this story. Daily Q will continue to search for the truth.
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