Called the most anticipated album of 2019, The Mueller Report finally dropped to ecstatic fans across the country. Excitement quickly turned to puzzlement and anger however when it was revealed that only music critics would be allowed to hear the album for the foreseeable future.
By the afternoon protesters had gathered at Mueller's office in Washington. "We the fans should get to hear the full Mueller Report" one of the protesters told Daily Q. "It's not fair that the hottest album of 2019 should only be for people in the industry! It's undemocratic! People are counting on this!"
Democratic lawmakers seemed open to the idea of releasing the full report, however as of now, the mix tape remains unreleased. Hitting back against the perceived threat, DJ Donald J. T. launched a series of freestyle tirades against DJ Mueller, calling him a "Weak Freak" and a "Pathetic Loser", declaring his continued dedication to the music game. However witnesses report a panicked Donald Trump making a desperate dash for a limo with suitcases in hand, the President has not been seen since, but sources say he may have fled the country.
Daily Q will keep you updated.
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