According to NASA document recently declassified, the Obama Administration had a secret plan to launch a child indoctrinated by Socialism into orbit, with the express purpose of spreading the reach of Communism into space.
"The documents show collusion between Obama officials at the highest level to carry out this communist plot" says Smirkface McCuddglehands, the entirely non biased head of The Committee For Utterly Destroying Obama And Everything He Has Ever Done (CUDOEHHED). "We know for sure this is a real thing."
The documents allege that, working in coordination with the department of defense, Obama officials went so far as training a yet to be identified young person in the art of communist rhetoric and practice. The launch pad was constructed and the rocket in its final stages when President Trump dismantled the program in the name of "Making Space Great Again" (MSGA)
As more documents are declassified, we will learn more about this supposed Communist plot and all its perpetrators. For now, the Daily Q will continue to bring the most important stories to all its readers.
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