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David Duke Renounces White Supremacy After Obvious Failure of White Race

By Lana Piranha



Notorious white supremacist and former presidential candidate David Duke stunned fans and critics alike when he disavowed White Supremacy at a Kentucky Rally late last night.  Citing the obvious failure of the white race, Duke admitted he was incredibly embarrassed by the behavior of fellow whites and had come to realize they had failed to build the society he had imagined.

Critics cheered the move, openly mocking and deriding the pathetic Duke, who was later seen crying as he answered questions from angry supporters.  After  few minutes the crowd pelted Duke with rotten tomatoes and he was chased from the room.  He was later crucified on line and even in several Fox News segments, where hosts like Tucker Carlson belittled him for siding with "Decisive Leftists".  The outpouring of hate forced Duke to go into hiding after receiving multiple death threats.

A shocked Duke later commented "Wow, this country really is racist!"  to which comedian Stephen Colbert replied "No Sh*t Sherlock"

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