The Center for Disease Control issued a dire warning yesterday as the so called "Unicorn Flu" outbreak continues to rock the Magic Kingdom in a land far far away.
As yet there have been no fatalities but the CDC estimates the number of cases to be in the thousands and a strict quarantine has been placed on the Magic Kingdom for the foreseeable future. "We have had to deny hundreds of Visas already" said a CDC spokesperson, "turning away elves, leprechauns and fairy's alike, it's terribly sad."
Unicorn flu was first identified in 2014 in the spooky forest's population of Glitterback Unicorns, the first known human case was is 2017. "We think the Glitterback is especially susceptible" says Unicorn specialist Lisa Frank, "all the cases we are dealing with originate from the spooky forest outbreak."
Officials urge caution and travel to the Magic Kingdom is still forbidden until the outbreak passes. Daily Q will keep you posted.
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