In a surprising move, the infamous Bundy Ranch militia led by Amon Bundy have occupied the International Space Station to protest the appropriation of "Space Land" by the federal government. The Trump Administration was quick to react, issuing a 3 AM tweet calling the act "Unexpectable" and condemning all forms of "Violalkdfnl". A later tweet also promised a lifetime supply of "Covfefe" and "Hamburders" for the entrenched militia men.
The group apparently smuggled there way aboard Elon Musk's Dragon space capsule as it was performing what was supposed to be its first unmanned mission to the ISS. Apparently when the ship had docked, the Militia lead by Amon Bundy burst onto the space station and started an official agricultural land survey.
"We've got at least a few square feet that should be usable for cattle ranching." Says Bundy. "It's amazing the federal government has been keeping we the people off this land for decades! But now its time for We The People to take it back!"
There was one minor injury reported as one of the Militia fired his gun into the air in celebration and was launched backwards by the force, receiving a minor concussion when his head hit the wall.
As the standoff intensifies, it is clear the Trump administration is doing absolutely nothing. Daily Q will keep you posted.
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