Today famous Biologist Betty Biofilm made a stunning announcement at the University of Washington: According to her, scientists have finally discovered the so called "Mitochondrial Chad", thought to be the common ancestor of all "Manly Men".
"We knew this was a possibility" says Biofilm. "But actually holding the discovery in your hand is different than simply having suspicious." Her research comes on the heals of so called "Culture Warriors" attempting to smear the reputation and character of Men and especially Manly Men.
"This proves the Alpha Males are back!" Says Biofilm. "We've shown beyond a doubt that modern humans are descendants of Chad and Stacey, not Adam and Eve!"
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