The political world is in shock as news reached Earth the Alien Galactic Senate had voted yesterday to conduct further investigation into former Senator and 2016 Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's use of personal Email during her time as Secretary of State.
The move drew great criticism on Earth as many felt the investigation had already gone well past its logical conclusion. However, Republicans cheered the move and Fox News commentator Sally McRally
In a private letter to Clinton, a liberal Senator from planet Rational apologized and told her that quote "The Galactic Senate is full of Alien Republicans on an Interstellar Witch Hunt."
President Trump tweeted out his approval of the move, though he seemed unaware the Alien Senate didn't have anything to do with illegal immigration.
How will this dramatic investigation unfold? What will the Senate find..in...Hillary's Email!!! Tune in next week for the next installment of this thrilling and completely legitimate investigation into real crimes!
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